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PISSFARTER
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« on: February 10, 2007, 08:44:52 AM »
I'm building a barfor my joint!
Have a look at this ripper for a true blue Aussie Pisshole!!
Not Mine but grouse all the same!!
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2007, 08:04:43 PM »
Strewth, thats fanfukin tastic mate!
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2007, 12:09:44 AM »
farkin...even got the 1-tonner kingy front end up the top

It would be a pleasure to have the fellas round for a regular almighty pissup with a joint like that
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2007, 12:15:27 PM »
2 small
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2007, 12:44:57 PM »
Quote from: euno hoo on February 11, 2007, 12:15:27 PM
2 small
Thats to be expected from a bloke like yoo! Any bar wif you in it would be too small for us fairdinkum blokes!! You could always go back to the ladies lounge!!
Show us a pic of your GARGANTUAN bar!!

I reckon Its a ripper and only wish I could build someting 1/2 as grouse!!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2007, 07:26:54 PM »
how many fairdinkum blokes can sit at the bar ...like the front bar at my local? answer 2!  to me that's 2 small. me thinks you want to get a drink and then move away to sit/stand with other blokes, that IS ladies lounge way of things. me thinks 4 5 6 or more should sit at bar, talk to friend behind bar, not come and go like lady. is nice bar, just not enough of it. maybe full car not just little bit, ha a joke
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2007, 08:52:28 PM »
Quote from: euno hoo on February 11, 2007, 07:26:54 PM
how many fairdinkum blokes can sit at the bar ...like the front bar at my local? answer 2!  to me that's 2 small. me thinks you want to get a drink and then move away to sit/stand with other blokes, that IS ladies lounge way of things. me thinks 4 5 6 or more should sit at bar, talk to friend behind bar, not come and go like lady. is nice bar, just not enough of it. maybe full car not just little bit, ha a joke
Your dead set on the nose!!
And on the coat!! Cya rond skunkoid!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 04:40:31 PM »
that shits all bloody seppo tho

budweiser and route 66 signs mate... should be VB an new england highway
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 07:08:42 PM »
It belongs to a blokwe who builds hot rods! So yeah, a bit of seppo stuff! But still a you beut piss troff!!! Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2007, 08:39:20 PM »
COCKTAILS?Huh??

Never eat or drink anything with COCK in it!

Love the Holden front end,,,, hate the seppo shit. He even has a seppo number plate on the holden!!! How blasphemous is that?
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2007, 09:02:27 PM »
So ya's wouldnt have a VB in any joint that sells whisky???  Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2007, 09:13:21 PM »
Fuck that whisky!
Real Aussies drink RUM ! And lots of it.

As for Vomit Bombs (VB),, the reason Abos drink VB is because it's the only one they can spell.
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PISSFARTER
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2007, 09:17:29 PM »
Turn it up! Ya cant come in here baggin the VEEBS champ!! Your gettin off on a bad foot sayin that shit!! By the way, rum is nigger gear if ya wanna get technical, jamaicans invented it!!!
I luv that ford badge, says the trooth!!!
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2007, 09:24:56 PM »
Queerlanders drink XXXX because they can't spell BEER.

C'mon,, it's a bit funny.
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2007, 02:41:15 AM »
Quote from: stanute on February 24, 2007, 09:24:56 PM
Queerlanders drink XXXX because they can't spell BEER.

C'mon,, it's a bit funny.
Grin Cheesy Wink Smiley tee Hee!!
Guess who makes the shit!!
XXXX used to be printed on poison, so no cunt would drink it. It was universal sybolism for = drink this shit and dial 000 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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