An Ipswich Christmas

[AJ]

I recieved this in an email forward from some one working at Ipswich - apparently amazed that people like this existed (helooo!!! Ipswich is Qld's bogan capital).
They said that the Queesland Times (the local rag out there) is still getting letters saying that this is the sort of people who make the area and they're being forced out by developers and yuppies.

[splits]

This is  hilarious and very very true.

Im a lappin Ipswich shazza so I should know....


P.S. Will post up a pic of the bogans up the road's house..it has the bogan lot!

Empty oil bottles, broken chairs, ripped flyscreens and a towtruck 

[Uncle Arthur]

Wot does an ipswich shazza use for protection???



A Bus shelter!!!

[splits]

How did you know 

[Uncle Arthur]

That joke was told to me by a good fella and bogan who come from ipswich, but did a stint a old Sir David Longlands and i helped him find some accomm when he come out

[besty]

I recieved this in an email forward from some one working at Ipswich - apparently amazed that people like this existed (helooo!!! Ipswich is Qld's bogan capital).
They said that the Queesland Times (the local rag out there) is still getting letters saying that this is the sort of people who make the area and they're being forced out by developers and yuppies.

yep thats bogan(ipswich)town

[gitfarked]

I recieved this in an email forward from some one working at Ipswich - apparently amazed that people like this existed (helooo!!! Ipswich is Qld's bogan capital).
They said that the Queesland Times (the local rag out there) is still getting letters saying that this is the sort of people who make the area and they're being forced out by developers and yuppies.

yep thats bogan(ipswich)town

haha been thru the switch once...makes fukin some parts of parra look like lord yuppies mansion!

[splits]

It's bogan enough for me... I love it!

On second thoughts, maybe I could move to Woodridge, the 2nd bogan capital....


Nah, wouldn't fit in in The Ridge, cos I'm a shazza with a job! 

[wb202]

(helooo!!! Ipswich is Qld's bogan capital).

You may have got that wrong AJ. Try a Redcliffe Penisula/ Deception Bay pub cruise sometime and if you`re wondering where all the GTHO XY Falcons have gone, they`re in Bundaberg......

But yeah.... I used to do laps at Ipswich too!

[captain_yobbo]

don't forget caboolture & kallangur

[hairynosedwombat]

oi you blokes i'm an ex ippy boy and i been around so farkin long i did lappys on my deadly treadly  achery malvern star ,until i had a nasty incident where me double plugger got caught in the chain sprocket and nearly tore me  booval swifts footy sock clean off me ankle causing me to fly forward onto the gooseneck and sending me gonads up into me throat and in my defence i had teeth once and a lumber jacket so please  be kind to my brudders and sista's from ippo and always farkin remember we may be different but i bet we got more fuckin pubs than you.