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« on: April 01, 2007, 06:46:18 AM »

Had a chit hot bird around my place the other day anyway I laid one into her as a real man would, after giving it to her for a bit she asked me to bang her in the butt, I was a bit taken back Shocked I asked her if was fair dinkium she said f#ck yeah, man did she go off once I stuck it in that very hot tight hole.
If a woman asks you would you bang her butt?
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2007, 07:32:24 AM »

Had a chit hot bird around my place the other day anyway I laid one into her as a real man would, after giving it to her for a bit she asked me to bang her in the butt, I was a bit taken back Shocked I asked her if was fair dinkium she said f#ck yeah, man did she go off once I stuck it in that very hot tight hole.
If a woman asks you would you bang her butt?
Fuck's sake, call it her "arse". "Butt" is a bloody Seppo term. And no, I wouldn't. I don't like the idea of putting my equipment in the same hole a sheila shits from.  Shocked

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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2007, 08:16:49 AM »

Had a chit hot bird around my place the other day anyway I laid one into her as a real man would, after giving it to her for a bit she asked me to bang her in the butt, I was a bit taken back Shocked I asked her if was fair dinkium she said f#ck yeah, man did she go off once I stuck it in that very hot tight hole.
If a woman asks you would you bang her butt?
Fuck's sake, call it her "arse". "Butt" is a bloody Seppo term. And no, I wouldn't. I don't like the idea of putting my equipment in the same hole a sheila shits from.  Shocked


Yer spot on Jaxxen! The shitshute is a no go!! Sounds like d dirty low mole lettin ya do that to her, ya sure shes a shiela, or is she a tranny, or just GREEK???
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 09:10:54 PM »

Only blokes in goal put it the arse mate! But seeing as she was a sheila and fucken wanted it i say good on ya. She'll be shittin' white chocolate for weeks  Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 06:21:21 PM »

Arse fucking is the most effective way of spreading HIV. There is no natural lubrication so the sex is more abrasive and it is the exchange of blood that creates the risk.

THe other down side is that your are most unlikley to get a blow job after and if you do, there's nothing you wanna kiss.

If that was a chick you wre fucking for the first time, you've prbably linked yourself up virally with half the planet. Hope you used five cock socks at once.
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2007, 09:31:39 PM »

You seem to know a bit about this smelly finger  Huh
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 06:47:42 AM »

Arse rootins for poofs. And yer storys a loada bullshit anyway, no sheila cood go fer that unless she was a fuckin nutcase or just paid loads a cash. You been watchin too many pornos and not rootin any real sheilas, probly cause they dont like ya.  Take yer fantasy ter some teenage pervert site I reckon. Youll find some other lonely pervs who mite warm up to yer story.
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 07:59:43 AM »

Arse fucking is the most effective way of spreading HIV. There is no natural lubrication so the sex is more abrasive and it is the exchange of blood that creates the risk.

THe other down side is that your are most unlikley to get a blow job after and if you do, there's nothing you wanna kiss.

If that was a chick you wre fucking for the first time, you've prbably linked yourself up virally with half the planet. Hope you used five cock socks at once.
farkin hell , Should be smell yer Cock, your a farkin expert, on arse rootin. Even talkin about Abrasiveness, Lubrication and blood exchange.. Is you a doctor, a fag, or just a gay doctor? Grin Grin Grin or did ya learn all this the hard way?
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 01:57:09 PM »

Okay in a total other thread half the bogans commenting said they liked sticking it in their Shiela's arse...
All I can say is only total sluts like taking it in that hole and it's nasty and I can't think of anything more gross.

And to quote Paris Hilton (shudder) the back door is a one way passage!
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2007, 02:29:25 PM »

Ha Ha! AJ, I dont fink i said it. But I do say anyfing when I'm pissed!  She prolly asked him to stick it in there coz it was too small to fill up her front bum??? Huh Huh
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2007, 08:55:48 PM »


All I can say is only total sluts like taking it in that hole and it's nasty and I can't think of anything more gross.


I felt exactly the same way, about the nastiness of it anyway. That was until after being with my ex for 6.5 years, we gave it a go one drunken night...safely..has no one here heard of safe sex? thats where you can still give head after, cos the dom comes off, dont it! . All I can say is, dont knock it til you try it .... have you tried it or just making an opinion based on everyone else's reply? Maybe your too emabressed to admit you've done it possibly cos so far everyone else has knocked it.

As for the "only total sluts like taking it in that hole..." what a fucking stupid generalisation of a comment to make. Maybe your a slut who takes it up the arse, but 'society' says it's not the "right" thing to do, so you pretend you dont like it.

And to everyone else, I reckon ya's all waited for the first person to reply, then formed your opinions on that cos ya's too embaressed to admit ya's prolly luv it!  Tongue Tongue Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2007, 09:51:51 PM »

Personal preferance. And one size does not fit all.
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2007, 10:57:12 PM »

Yes KELS ya signature says it all  Huh
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2007, 11:11:54 PM »

Tried it once drunk??? Get real Kel, Then ya go on tryin to convince us all to Buggerise our women!! What should we do wet em pissed an analy rape them too?If ya ta take it up the clacker, yer a dirty slapper. Shame coz ya such a pretty girl. Just coz ya bloke reckons its ok, dont mean it is! Try whackin a dildo up his arse see how far ya get!!!! Tell him theres an old sayin:- if ya push the cart for long enough ya end up pullin it!! If that dont make sense do the math!! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2007, 11:49:13 PM »

i'm 'buggering' away from this thread Grin
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