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« on: October 08, 2006, 09:51:19 PM »
Hey bogans,

I need some advice. My sugar daddy wants to buy me a new  car and Iwas thinking of getting  one of the new Vovlo T5 AWDs (volvo sort of sounds like vulva which gets sugar daddy horny). As Volvo is now owned by Ford is this an ok car to get ?

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2006, 10:32:55 PM »
course not mate

it has 2 b a ford or a holden mate
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2006, 12:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Clitoria_Sklut on October 08, 2006, 09:51:19 PM
Hey bogans,

I need some advice. My sugar daddy wants to buy me a new  car and Iwas thinking of getting  one of the new Vovlo T5 AWDs (volvo sort of sounds like vulva which gets sugar daddy horny). As Volvo is now owned by Ford is this an ok car to get ?

cheers

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me advice is to get one of the followin to make ya sugar daddy get his tackle goin wild











id shag ya in a flash if ya drove one of em
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2006, 06:07:47 PM »
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that white 4 door is fukken grouce mate ! go buy that animal Wink

p.s. get your tits out.
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2006, 10:54:55 PM »
Quote from: cut_snake_vb_sle on October 09, 2006, 06:07:47 PM
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that white 4 door is fukken grouce mate ! go buy that animal Wink

p.s. get your tits out.


yea didnt the guys from bogan.com.au explain to ya that you must show us ya tits.
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2006, 11:48:26 PM »
yeah fair fucken dinkum im gunna get the cunts to add it to the memba rules all sheilas must get thre tits out for tha boys when they first signs up  Cool
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 05:11:03 AM »
Show us ya tits
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2006, 11:58:09 AM »
Yeah get them out!
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2006, 11:52:25 PM »
Fuk out my coutnry piss the fuk off a volvo get a real car like a LJ or a VH or VB.
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2006, 12:24:32 AM »
Hi bogans,


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ya that you must show us ya tits.
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memba rules all sheilas must get thre tits out for tha boys

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You guys really do have low expectations, here you go and sorry for the turtlehead.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95082659@N00/265989168/

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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2006, 02:33:45 AM »
Marry me.
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2006, 10:59:05 AM »
Absolutely Fucking Grouse photos there love!
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2006, 01:48:47 PM »
Quote from: Clitoria_Sklut on October 11, 2006, 12:24:32 AM
Hi bogans,


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p.s. get your tits out.
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ya that you must show us ya tits.
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memba rules all sheilas must get thre tits out for tha boys

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Yeah get them out!


You guys really do have low expectations, here you go and sorry for the turtlehead.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95082659@N00/265989168/

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swoit!
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2006, 03:56:26 PM »
can you write "Bogans only" with an arrow to your tang to make sure it is all legit?
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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2006, 04:59:32 PM »
Quote from: Love Stain on October 11, 2006, 03:56:26 PM
can you write "Bogans only" with an arrow to your tang to make sure it is all legit?

yeah an altho thats a noice rear end ifit is yours n all we did ask to see ya tits love...  altho beggas cant be choosers i spose but how bout it
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