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« on: March 16, 2009, 02:07:51 PM »
Hi!!!!

Im having a bogan theme for my 21st, and I really need ideas!!!
Please Help??

Nikki xx
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2009, 03:32:52 PM »
it just natural for us mate i didnt know that we were a theme? just fuck true blue aussies
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 08:20:02 PM »
bogan theme..lol

its for the wanna be bogans aussie, it dont cum naturally to them Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 12:19:08 PM »
thankyou.....
I guess lol
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 05:54:39 PM »
Quote from: Nikki on March 16, 2009, 02:07:51 PM
Hi!!!!

Im having a bogan theme for my 21st, and I really need ideas!!!
Please Help??

Nikki xx

well if the party is in your knickers i hope the fuck I am invited!
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 06:22:41 PM »
Quote from: Nikki on March 16, 2009, 02:07:51 PM
Hi!!!!

Im having a bogan theme for my 21st, and I really need ideas!!!
Please Help??

Nikki xx

Fucken G`Day Nik,

First rule is bogans never have a party in the house... It`s always in the backyard!

You`ll need to keep it very Australian so a basic BBQ is the G-O!
Tell the cunts coming to...
BYO food if you want to eat!
BYO piss if you want to drink!
and BYO esky if you want to keep your piss cold!
BYO fucken` chairs as well if they want to sit down and if the cunts have enough brains they`ll know they can sit on their Eskys`!

So move the stezza out into the barkyard and crank it with lots of Aussie music
ACCA-DACCA, Tatts, Angels, Chisel etc (we`ve had this topic before)...

Attire should be basic Aussie clobber, jeans, t-shirts, flannos (uggies for the hardcore) and if it`s warm enough, singlets, footy shorts and thongs is also traditional Aussie boganwear.
Also workshirts and stuff with the sleeves cut off looks pretty cool too.
...and if you smoke you need to stash your ciggies up the top of sleeve in your t-shirt (you know what I`m talking about!)

Have fun!
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 06:06:31 PM »
we're havin a party to end all parties this sat night.
its in a paddock way down the back of the swamp and most will be swimmin in the dam by midnight, the rest will be either shagging under the gum trees or  throwin up in the wombat holes.

should be a good nite.   Grin
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2009, 07:56:08 AM »
Quote from: wb202 on March 17, 2009, 06:22:41 PM
So move the stezza out into the barkyard and crank it with lots of Aussie music
ACCA-DACCA, Tatts, Angels, Chisel etc (we`ve had this topic before)...

And whatever ya do, don't play any fucking rap crap, hip hop or Britney fucking Spears etc.
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2009, 04:20:18 PM »
lol  i can live without that shit music but not too sure about the chiks!
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2009, 06:43:32 PM »
yeh i can live with britney spears but most of the sheila's love her so if ya hope to get yer end in guess we'll just haveta suffer it.
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2009, 08:27:02 PM »
Dunno if there's a 'theme' but my daily dress involves the old pluggas and a blue wife beater.  Comfortable shit, practical too.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2009, 07:40:45 AM »
Quote from: chikfuka on March 19, 2009, 06:43:32 PM
yeh i can live with britney spears but most of the sheila's love her so if ya hope to get yer end in guess we'll just haveta suffer it.


You are fucken shittin me cunt...

Bogans sitting around at a party listening to Britney spears in the "hope" to get a root.... pffffft!

Harden the fuck up FFS...
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2009, 10:46:23 AM »
roflmao!!!

Fair enuff mate, but ya can hardly fuckin rape them and I sure do hope ta score tomorrow nite so just tryin ta please ya know??  the joint'll be crawling with hot chiks an I want one. So if it takes a bit of crap music to keep them happy i'm ok with that.   And yep! I sure do hope to harden the fuck up ........  lol!
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2009, 09:23:08 PM »
good luck cunt. just dont cum on here talkin anythin about the shenanigans of punchin choco dohnoughts at this party! we want pics, results cunt. dont let us down!
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2009, 08:10:20 AM »
 :ou want pics of punchin choco dohnoughtsat the party?.. ur a sick man joe Cheesy
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