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« on: October 31, 2006, 09:13:12 PM »
Hey Shazzas and Dazzas!  Kiss

My friend is having a Bogan Christmas Party, fancy dress style and it will be a krissy kringle thing too.

Anyhoo, She has to get invitations out in 2 days and has no idea how to word it!..  Shocked

Any ideas? Basically it has to say it's fancy dress and give a rough idea of what type of things to wear  and that it is krissy kringle etc and I am stuck for classic lines to write in it to make it sound appealing!

Would love your input!

Thanks
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 09:21:20 PM »
how youse doin ?
were havin a faaarrrken sik xmas party at cousin maria's house.
theres gonna be plenty of food coz maria's sister, Toula is cooking.
so come over for a food and some greek dancing too mate.
plenty of parking for the silvias and skylines so everybody come ok.


now THATS a GOOD INVITATION !!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 09:32:57 PM »
 Cheesy

LOL

Sounds good..

Next.. I need  heaps of ideas
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 09:57:32 PM »
LOL
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2006, 12:36:49 PM »
Yous are all invited to a Very Bogan Christmas Party
at
[insert location]
on
[Date, time]

If yer coming, deck yourself out in your best Chrissie gear, red and gree is compulsory.

BYO/BBQ included/ect

RSVP by [date] so we can line you up for your secret santa as well!
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2006, 01:20:48 PM »
Cheers!

You guys are top shit hey!

 Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss  Kiss
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2006, 02:10:17 PM »
farkin come to me piss up and bring sum otha cunt a present and they will bring you one too bring ya own food beer and flannie or ya aint cummin.
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2006, 04:14:30 PM »
lol !!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2006, 08:29:28 PM »
PMSL good one!
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2006, 12:10:01 AM »
oi fuck all this shit

just say

oi cunts... were gettin pissed... bring piss n steak... some chrismas shit or somethin... bring barnesy cds... or git farked
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2006, 01:10:23 AM »
no beer no entry
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2006, 11:29:11 AM »
no flanno no entry.

and the flanno must be green or red or have tinsel.
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2006, 06:00:07 PM »
Quote from: AJ on November 02, 2006, 11:29:11 AM
no flanno no entry.

and the flanno must be green or red or have tinsel.

Piss off humbug it's christmas.
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2006, 11:52:58 PM »
Quote from: kawaii_hachi_roku on October 31, 2006, 09:21:20 PM
how youse doin ?
were havin a faaarrrken sik xmas party at cousin maria's house.
theres gonna be plenty of food coz maria's sister, Toula is cooking.
so come over for a food and some greek dancing too mate.
plenty of parking for the silvias and skylines so everybody come ok.


now THATS a GOOD INVITATION !!!

LOL for the silvias and skylines.
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2006, 11:29:32 PM »
What food should there be? Tell me your ideas? Or moreso what would u expect to be given to eat at a bogan party?
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