most bogan pub downunder?

[flannyseatcovers23]

any of yous know where the most bogan pub in all the land is? thinkin of packin the VL for a road trip and just wonderin where me n me mates shud be headed. any ideas?

[Dikko]

these are all in W.A. but all worthy of the BOGAN Pub monica,

The Girrahween, skimpies Thursedy n Fridy. No VB on tap

The Charles Hotel, 4 dancin girls 4 arvo's a week, skimpy table cervice.

The Railway in North Freo, its near the warfs, Skimpies 4 arvo's a week and 4 dancin girls on Fridy arvo.

The Westminster bar/The Hideaway, top tits and gash out establishment. up to 6 naked tarts on stage at once, $5 entry fee, work boots, thongs, cut off flanno's, no dress standards. open 5 arvo's a week.

The Malaga, skimpies 3 arvo's aweek, in the middle of an industrial area.

Nearly every pub in Kalgoorlie/Boulder, they all have Skimpies, every arvo and always chockas with bogan gold mining blokes.

The Pier Hotel in Port Headland, skimpies every day, dance shows every day and usualy a punch up or 2 later in the evening.

[Love Stain]

And that mates is thread closed. Maybe we should sponsor Dikko to an Australia wide search

[OzyGunja]

Our Local! "The Wicko" in Newy!  FFS we all drink there dont we!  Must make it one of the most bogan pubs in Australia.

The new fuckin No Smoking laws have fucked up many a fine establishment lately!  Not our Wicko!  The signs are everywhere but its the last place left in town that still has the gutter ashtray all the way round the main front bar that still get used!

Good onya boys!  Dont change a thing!!  "That's GOLD"

[VB Mick]

Any pub in Footscray in Vic is the winner.  Pity the Rising Sun is closed.... now it was bogan....

[Dikko]

With out a doubt thow, the most Bogan Pub ever in the history of Bog Pubs was the WANGARA . It was pulled down 2 years ago to make way for a fuckin car yard,, cunts it was me local.
The Wanga had Dance shows every arvo apart from Sundy's, it was smack bang in the middle of an industrial area, the fucken carpet stopped being "carpet" about ten years befor it demise. The acro props that were used to sopport the sagging cieling were upgraded to brass poles so the girlies could do the job on em and twice a year Big John would put on what could only be descrbed as the most awsome tits out spectacular a Bog could hope to encounter. At one time on stage arfta about 4 hours of adding one dancin girl arfta  another , a total of 11 naked tunnels would be on stage. It was fuckin outstanding. Every cunt pissed as fucken newts, screemin there fucken lungs out tryin ta get a sticker(see pic).
Also every year ther was the Tatt and bike show, with its very own Boxing tent. It was mint $10 ta get in the ring ta punch on with gloves, if ya won ya carried on till ya got a floggin, collecting the ten bucks of every punter ya puched out.
When the end was close for the old Girl, Big John put on the end of Pub pissup to end all pub piss ups. Ya could spray paint ya name or parting message on the walls, and take a few souveneers iff ya wanted to

Now you carnts are probly sayin "wot would this carnt Know?". Well I have lived In Vicco, NSW and dun a bit of drivin thru Qld and I have never come across anythin close to the WANGA for exceling in all things Bog. Maybe some of the strip joints in Fishwick, ACT come close.  Yes even the pubs round Frankston, Vic. couldn't compare to the WANGARA HOTEL.

Apologies for ramblin on a bit there blokes, but the Wanga was very close to my heart.....
To get a Sticka off of the girlies there are no hands alowd, so ya gota use ya teeth. They put the sticka in some mint places for ya ta have a look at while ya tryin ta bite it out. I do reject the offer when they insert it under the G string which covers the clacker, I don't use the Tradesmans entrance for anything.

[VB Mick]

Nice yarn Dicko.  Sounds like you had some good times there!  Pity there aint more dinkum pubs like that any more....

[Flamin Morry]

I reckon the Royal in Punt Rd opposite the mcg and richmond oval

We used to go there before the footy and look at the stripper sheila's gettin their gear off and shootin ice cubes out their cunt, one bird sat on the bar and shot one into a pot of beer (didnt check if it had floaties). I'de be more worried though if she spat out a teabag into my cuppa lol

Wasn't bad gettin a gander at titty before the game and you could get a 6 pack next door at the bottle-o and stash it round ya belt to take into the game

[flannyseatcovers23]

thanks a load carnts. was thinkin of headin Vic way, W.A. is probably out of range for the ol VL. thanks for that carnts. anymore you can think of wud be great.  have a coldie for us

[PISSFARTER]

I reckon the Royal in Punt Rd opposite the mcg and richmond oval

We used to go there before the footy and look at the stripper sheila's gettin their gear off and shootin ice cubes out their cunt, one bird sat on the bar and shot one into a pot of beer (didnt check if it had floaties). I'de be more worried though if she spat out a teabag into my cuppa lol

Wasn't bad gettin a gander at titty before the game and you could get a 6 pack next door at the bottle-o and stash it round ya belt to take into the game

Richmond Vic Is the bogans pub Paradise! Used to be more pubs per capita in that lil town than anywhere full stop!! The Royal on pun! is a good go, as is the crickreters! But theres a mile of em tucked away in the backstreets!!

[iknoweverything]

...That pub up on the Sunshine Coast is a bit of all right...

[TRoy]

Just replying to VB mick when he said any pub in Footscray.. mate is there even a pub in that scummy fucking town... All there is there is a fuck load of asians

[The Howards]

wiv outa doubt the most bogan pub in all of aussie is.............

THE HEALESVILLE RSL in Victoria.

So farkin bogan that bogans are too fraid to go there.
NO SHIT.

[matto]

i reckon its a toss up between these 2 joints...
first one is the gembrook pub...

and this ones the royal hotel in ferntree gully...gone a bit yuppie lately but still retains most of its bogan charm!

[flannyseatcovers23]

yeah thanks alot bogans. i got a bit of a trip planned for the chrissy break. its gunna be tuff stayin sober tho. anyways ill take all yous advice and pop inta a couple of these joints for a spot of piss. cheers mates