I need your help

[Iheartbogans]

I am not a bogan by a long shot, however I love a little rough trade if you know what I mean  .

I grew up in a world of Directors, chairmen and moguls, when I met my husband he was a wharfie, as rough as they come, all muscles, tatts and foul language, I loved it.

Now we are married, have children and he works for daddy, he has changed, it all business suits, polished manners and respectability, I want my bogan back.

I tried to spice things up a few weeks ago, I went out and bought him a blue singlet and some king gees, I left them on the bed to give him the hint, I nearly cried when he walked in his Calvin Klein boxers with the financial review tucked under his arm.

Is it too late, have I lost my big sexy bogan for ever? or is there something I can do to get him back? Can I hang out here to get my fix?

[OzyGunja]

I am not a bogan by a long shot, however I love a little rough trade if you know what I mean  .

I grew up in a world of Directors, chairmen and moguls, when I met my husband he was a wharfie, as rough as they come, all muscles, tatts and foul language, I loved it.

Now we are married, have children and he works for daddy, he has changed, it all business suits, polished manners and respectability, I want my bogan back.

I tried to spice things up a few weeks ago, I went out and bought him a blue singlet and some king gees, I left them on the bed to give him the hint, I nearly cried when he walked in his Calvin Klein boxers with the financial review tucked under his arm.

Is it too late, have I lost my big sexy bogan for ever? or is there something I can do to get him back? Can I hang out here to get my fix?

Your not LesoGilligans missus are ya?  LOL

[Iheartbogans]

No, you wouldn't know my husband as I doubt he would frequent the places you do anymore, unless you go to exclusive Gentlemen clubs, no unfortunately they aren't strip clubs.

[Flanno Kid]

If you want my advice;

You should withdraw all his cash outa his bank account and come live with me

[Wayne Dodson]

strewth maybe tell the carnt yad like him to harden the fuck up?  tell him ya want him to go catch ya a feed in the tinny. also when ya cook a feed pie n chips mite give him a hint.  also change the chanel from finance report to cricket or footy

[bigdickjoe]

and dont forget as a Bogan shazza you must fuck a lot, and as a true shazza does, you must swallow, not spit out!

[besty]

No, you wouldn't know my husband as I doubt he would frequent the places you do anymore, unless you go to exclusive Gentlemen clubs, no unfortunately they aren't strip clubs.

so ya tryin ta tell us he goes ta poofta clubs ? give ya one ansa fuck tha AIDS RIDDEN FAG ORF.

[bigdickjoe]

No, you wouldn't know my husband as I doubt he would frequent the places you do anymore, unless you go to exclusive Gentlemen clubs, no unfortunately they aren't strip clubs.

so ya tryin ta tell us he goes ta poofta clubs ? give ya one ansa fuck tha AIDS RIDDEN FAG ORF.

Dead right Besty. Ya husband into hairy backs, smelly armpits and foreskins or somthing? If he likes goin to the pub and sinkin piss wif his mates that means yao are not doin somthing right. Cook for him, clean for him, root him, and wipe his arse if you must! and ya must fetch the coldies on demand, and also the remote controls....

[jaxxen]

I am not a bogan by a long shot, however I love a little rough trade if you know what I mean  .

I grew up in a world of Directors, chairmen and moguls, when I met my husband he was a wharfie, as rough as they come, all muscles, tatts and foul language, I loved it.

Now we are married, have children and he works for daddy, he has changed, it all business suits, polished manners and respectability, I want my bogan back.

I tried to spice things up a few weeks ago, I went out and bought him a blue singlet and some king gees, I left them on the bed to give him the hint, I nearly cried when he walked in his Calvin Klein boxers with the financial review tucked under his arm.

Is it too late, have I lost my big sexy bogan for ever? or is there something I can do to get him back? Can I hang out here to get my fix?

Try buyin' him a Kevin Bloody Wilson album. Maybe that'll bring out the bogan in him. 

[OzyGunja]

OK Luv....Some carnts gotta give it too ya straight...It might as well be me seeing as Im under survalance for a mod position...lol....so here goes....

"Your not a fucken Bogans Asshole!!!...and niether is ya pretty boy, brown nose ,working for the missus daddy, closet poofter husband FFS!

Give up on trying to be a Bogan....Go buy a new BMW!.... and Fark Orf!!"