any bogans out there....help!

[flannyseatcovers23]

hows it goin fellas. Just need some advice on gettin a flanny interior on me VL. The dude said he cant do me flanny seat covers and i thought fark, i bet carnts do pola fleece interiors. do any of yous kno any carnts who can do me a flanny interior?

[PISSFARTER]

Cant help ya wif the flanny interia, but I can suggest a good barber next time ya wanna haircut! Whats the story with the do mate, did ya loose a bet??

[flannyseatcovers23]

nah mate, farken wife turned on the gas while i was aven a fag. so the dumb bitch burnt the front off and i shaven it cause it looked like dogs balls. fark i realy need a flanny interia. Warm in the winter, soaks up the sweat in the summa

[PISSFARTER]

Yeah well ya look likle a hari krishna to me ya carnt! But ya sounds ooright welcome to the bogans joint!!

[KnottedJocks]

Mate i was farkin lookin for the same carnt of a thing the otha day. Turns out the best farwkin thing to do is cut up some sheets. you know the same sorta carnt the missus puts on the bed to stop ya wreakin the matress when ya givin her the naughty boy. anyway all i did was cut a hole in the centre and drapped her ova the top works like a falcon running on metho. good luck mate.

[flannyseatcovers23]

oh fark me dead. never wuda cum up wif dat meself. thanks alot mate. id still like to no how i can get like a flanny steering wheel cover. the one on me VL is ratshit.

[BoganM]

flanny interior? farkin awsome

[NEO NAZI BOGAN]

 HEIL BOGANMIESTERS,
                                    During the war some Merceedes Benz has seats made out of the skins of exterminated Judens.. Very comfortable just like leather.  The ones with tatoos looked cool....SIEG!!!!!!!

[Big Fella]

Top one Neo, thats fucken hilarious. Now you can get back to suckin Michael Jacksons dick. But as for flanno seat covers, just buy some XXL flanno shirts down at Best and Less, put em on the seat backwards and then button them up round the back. If your kids are in the back seat they caneven keep smokes in the pocket. Just be careful if you go wearing a flanno while your drivin. Youll camaflarge into the seat and other drivers mite think its just a head and arms drivin.

[NEO NAZI BOGAN]

Top one Neo, thats fucken hilarious. Now you can get back to suckin Michael Jacksons dick. But as for flanno seat covers, just buy some XXL flanno shirts down at Best and Less, put em on the seat backwards and then button them up round the back. If your kids are in the back seat they caneven keep smokes in the pocket. Just be careful if you go wearing a flanno while your drivin. Youll camaflarge into the seat and other drivers mite think its just a head and arms drivin.

 HEIL HERR BIGFELLA,
                                  Dont know Michael Jackson and have never met Michael Jackson. I dont think the church elders would like that comment of yours.
Now click on the picture to enlarge it and say sorry to Jesus...SIEG!!!!!

[flannyseatcovers23]

Neo, just cause ya stick ya little prick in there mate doesnt make him jesus.
thanks mates, got some large flannos on now, im thinkin of gettin me missus to sew a bed sheet up to fit the back bench....good idea?

[PISSFARTER]

Top one Neo, thats fucken hilarious. Now you can get back to suckin Michael Jacksons dick. But as for flanno seat covers, just buy some XXL flanno shirts down at Best and Less, put em on the seat backwards and then button them up round the back. If your kids are in the back seat they caneven keep smokes in the pocket. Just be careful if you go wearing a flanno while your drivin. Youll camaflarge into the seat and other drivers mite think its just a head and arms drivin.

 HEIL HERR BIGFELLA,
                                  Dont know Michael Jackson and have never met Michael Jackson. I dont think the church elders would like that comment of yours.
Now click on the picture to enlarge it and say sorry to Jesus...SIEG!!!!!

Is that your wifes firt high school photo? Looks like an aryian blonde aye? Or at least it must to yiu , fool lager to wayne, about homoness in threads!!

[bigdickjoe]

Neo, just cause ya stick ya little prick in there mate doesnt make him jesus.
thanks mates, got some large flannos on now, im thinkin of gettin me missus to sew a bed sheet up to fit the back bench....good idea?

Fukin swoit idea cunt!

[flannyseatcovers23]

yeah mates, shes all in now. goes great. just got the boot done and me and the missus gave her a run through the other day, farkin comfey. highly recommend flanno interior. easy to clean too.